Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

{F.H.E.} Moment

last night was on the
This picture was part of the lesson
The man at the front of the picture is supposed to be Satan
Claire seemed to think that it looks just like
her Papa Dale
(Sorry Dad)
Dylan and I were struggling to stifle the laughter.
So, if you ever wondered what Satan looks like
well, he looks like my dad. :0)

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Got This In The Mail Today. . .

We were supposed to be taking a nap after church today.
Dylan and I were talking and laughing,
not thinking about the little girl upstairs.
Suddenly, I hear rustling of paper
and we see a note slide under the door.
This is what we found. We giggled some more. . .
glad we were just talking and her note wasn't referring to something else :o)
It worked.
Within minutes we were quiet and sleeping.
When we got up from our nap,
Claire was waiting paitently.
The first words out of her mouth?
"Did you get my note?"
Man I love that kid.
She makes me smile daily.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Does The Spirit Drive A Car???


Claire was sent to the naughty spot this evening for using crude language.
This was the conversation I overhead as Dylan discussed using appropriate language with her.
Dylan: When you use language like that it's vulgar.
Claire: Vulgar??? That sounds like Ogre.
Dylan: Yes it does. It means that you say things that are bad and not appropriate.
Claire: Ok, but it sounds like Ogre.
Dylan: Kind of. When you use vulgar language you drive the spirit away.
Claire: The Spirit has a car????
Dylan: No, when you say bad words and talk about things that you shouldn't the Spirit can't be with you. It quickly goes away.
Claire: So he doesn't have a car?
Dylan: No. He just leaves.
I was laughing my head off. Kids, where do they get this stuff????

Monday, August 30, 2010

{F.H.E.}

Can someone explain to me how a lesson on
Moses and the Burning Bush turns into a tirade of questions about slippers
and how Moses had to get the people off the island?????
I think we are failing as parents!!!
All I did was read the story verbatim-- honest!!!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Need A Laugh???

Have you ever seen something/one at Walmart and wished you could take a picture of it???
Well these people have.
You'll be laughing your head off.