Calling All Crock Pots!!!!

I have searched high and low this fine autumn day for an old crock pot. Why is there no Deseret Industries in Texas?? The re-sale places are fine and dandy, but I am 99% sure that if I visited a D.I. today I would have in my posession the old crock pot I have been looking for. So if you or anyone you know have an old crock pot wasting shelf space let me know. I need to dip some candles ASAP!!